The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @derekahmedzai ever

May 2009

Operation ‘make cute stuff with Milla’ — COMPLETE!! Bought a mini sewing machine from John Lewis. It was well worth it.

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Had enough of work. Just want to go home.

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Excited by the possibilities.

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Buy a new car… or buy… DINOSAUR HOUSE!!! http://tiny.cc/dinosaurh…

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@toomanytigers Whisky. You need more whisky.

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I have found my new wallpaper and it is gorgeous. http://tiny.cc/katamari

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The Slinkachu “Little People” book is fun ― but too short. More pictures next time please!

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David Aaronovitch was brilliant. There were a few nutters there though. 9/11 conspiracies? ― FFS.

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Looking forward to seeing David Aaronovitch tonight at the Arnolfini

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The clouds are amaranth…

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Damn the internet and it’s easy-to-buy-things ways.

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Charlie Brown―’I got a rock.’ http://tiny.cc/igotarock

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DJ Food on that new Citroen advert - very cool.

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All partied out.

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@botherer But was it CTRL+PLUS? We need to know.

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@varming I do! But when it happened half a dozen times in a row, I knew something was up…

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The interweb *is* my long term memory.

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@toomanytigers Righto. I’ll go get the flying car. Now where did I put that moustache wax…

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Spotify. It has every song in the known universe, except for whatever it is I’m looking for. What an achievement! Well done! &c!

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Will I ever tire of the Ren & Stimpy log song? I think not. Check again in 2019. http://tiny.cc/logsong

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@toomanytigers I hope going to the opera is still this glamorous: http://tiny.cc/opera

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Am now a fully paid up member of the Drupal Association.

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Jake is a lefty. Still, as Meatloaf once said, two out of three ain’t bad…

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I’ll have another beer instead. And watch some Lost.

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Should really be thinking up some interview questions… but not in the mood.

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Vampire Girl vs. Frankenstein Girl. http://twurl.nl/ld3lnb It’s even got a “wrist cut rally”. Good wholesome family fun…

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Have decided that I actually do like Spotify. Quite a lot.

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But then I read some Double Fine Action Comics and now I feel much better.

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Thoroughly depressed after listening to a documentary about Thalidomide on Radio 4.

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